Funny gift candles
The gift you grab when you ran out of time.
One candle, more than 80 labels, nine scents. Pick the label that says it for you. We make it to order and ship it.
Christmas, handled
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Fa La La La Fuck This Shit Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Bitch Winter Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Santa's Favorite Ho Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Thanks For Hosting, I Got You A Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Merry as Fuck Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
You Are The Gift Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Goth Winter Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD
Who is it for?
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For Your Bestie
Best friend gifts for the one who keeps your secrets, runs the...
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Birthday Candles
Funny birthday candles that do not go on a cake. For the...
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Bride & Bachelorette
Bridesmaid proposal, bachelorette and bridal shower candles. Order one per head.
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Sweary Candles
Candles with language on them. Not for the office, unless it is...
For your bestie
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Best Bitch Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Big Delusional Energy Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Burns Brighter Than Our Group Chat Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Expensive & Difficult Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD
For a night in
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Relax, Nothing Is Under Control Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Just Breathe Babe Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Big Delusional Energy Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Watch Me Manifest Everything I Want Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD
How it works
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1. Pick a label
Sweet, sweary, or oddly specific. There is one for most people you know.
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2. Pick a scent
Scent guideNine to choose from, including fragrance free. Vanilla is the safe choice.
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Birthdays, covered
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Happy Birthday, I Got You A Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Best Bitch Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
It's Your Birthday, I Got You A Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD -
Big Delusional Energy Candle
Regular price $28.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $28.99 USD