Funny gift candles

The most honest gift you can give.

Out of ideas? There's a candle for every occasion, and every occasion needs a candle. Pick the label that says what you actually think.

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Christmas, handled

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Who is it for?

For your bestie

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For a night in

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How it works

  • 1. Pick a label

    Sweet, sweary, or oddly specific. There is one for most people you know.

  • 2. Pick a scent

    Nine to choose from, including fragrance free. Vanilla is the safe choice.

    Scent guide 

  • 3. We make it

    Every candle is made to order in the USA and ships within 3 to 5 business days.

    FAQ 

Birthdays, covered

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