Merry Fucking Christmas Candle

A Christmas card, but it burns for about 50 hours and nobody has to pretend to read it. Pink label, red letters, zero ambiguity about the sentiment.

Give it to: the bestie, the sibling, the coworker you can swear in front of.

• 9 oz clear glass jar with a gold lid
• 100% soy wax with a cotton wick
• Around 40 to 50 hours of burn time
• 14 scents to choose from, including unscented. See the scent guide
• Poured in the USA

Ordering for Christmas? Every candle is made to order, so the 23rd is too late. Earlier is better.

Shipping: made to order. Allow 2 to 4 business days before it ships. If it arrives damaged or wrong, email contact@igotyouacandle.com and we will make it right. More in the FAQ