Merry as Fuck Candle

Maximum merry. No further notes. Red and green, loud, and sincere about it. The right amount of Christmas for someone who swears at the fairy lights.

Give it to: your Secret Santa, your sister, the one friend who actually likes December.

• 9 oz clear glass jar with a gold lid
• 100% soy wax with a cotton wick
• Around 40 to 50 hours of burn time
• 14 scents to choose from, including unscented. See the scent guide
• Poured in the USA

Ordering for Christmas? Every candle is made to order, so the 23rd is too late. Earlier is better.

Shipping: made to order. Allow 2 to 4 business days before it ships. If it arrives damaged or wrong, email contact@igotyouacandle.com and we will make it right. More in the FAQ