Snitches Get Stitches Glass Candle

The Snitches Get Stitches candle is more than just a candle—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re repping the ultimate underdog, channeling your inner Mangione, enjoying a meal that makes you happy, or just vibing with the healthcare meme squad, this candle has got you covered. It’s your go-to accessory for marathon reviews of memes in your Insta DMs, nostalgic throwbacks, or owning your place as player two in the game of life.

Each candle is hand-poured in the heart of America, ensuring unparalleled attention to detail and quality. It is meticulously crafted with 100% natural soy wax and a wooden wick that crackles gently as it burns for a clean, even burn. Infused with high-quality essential oil fragrances, this candle creates an inviting ambiance, filling your space with long-lasting, soothing aromas. Free from toxins, parabens, and phthalates, our non-toxic formula provides a safe, eco-friendly option that burns cleaner and longer than traditional paraffin candles. Its playful design and bold message make it a standout piece for any celebration, giving you major Mangione vibes while keeping things real. Whether you’re dodging shells, chillin' with your brother, saving a princess, or just keeping it low-key, this candle brings the perfect mix of fun, style, and humor to your day.

Looking for a gift? The Snitches Get Stitches candle is a hilarious and thoughtful choice for gamers, meme enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates the unsung hero of the fungi kingdom. Whether you’re throwing a party or relaxing before your next doctor appointment (wink wink), this candle guarantees laughs, smiles, and a whole lot of personality. Embrace your inner Mangione and let the world know you’re here to keep it real, one candle at a time.

• Size: 11oz
• Material: 100% Natural Coconut Soy Blended Wax for a longer, cleaner burn
• Frosted glass vessel with raw maple lid
• Color: All scents have the same natural color
• Average burn time: 50-60 hours
• High-quality essential oil fragrances for rich, lasting scents
• Scents: vanilla, mango coconut, fraser fir, cinnamon chai, lavender, blackberry vanilla, oakmoss and amber, sea minerals, unscented
• Non-toxic & cruelty-free
• Unique wooden wick
• Hand poured in the USA

Learn more about our scents here.

Our customers love us:

• "This candle is iconic! It’s hilarious, and gives off peak Mangione energy." – Emily R.
• "My friend is obsessed with the CEO assassin, and this was the perfect gift. It’s a total hit!" – Sarah L.
• "Perfect mix of funny and thoughtful. My sister said it was the best birthday gift she’s gotten in years!" – John P.